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THE ARMED "The Future Is Here And Everything Needs To Be Destroyed" LP
THE ARMED "The Future Is Here And Everything Needs To Be Destroyed" CD
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THE ARMED "The Future Is Here" Longsleeve
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THE ARMED "The Future Is Here - Black" T-Shirt
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THE ARMED "The Future Is Here - White" T-Shirt
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THE ARMED "Destroy Garbage Music" T-Shirt
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THE ARMED "Fake Fame" T-Shirt
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THE ARMED "Swamp Death" T-Shirt
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THE ARMED "Young/Beautiful" T-Shirt
THE ARMED "Flag" Cap
THE ARMED "The Future Is Here" Cap
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THE ARMED "New Christianity" T-Shirt
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THE ARMED "Diamond Without Flaw" T-Shirt
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THE ARMED "Hardcore" T-Shirt
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THE ARMED "Legs Collage - White" T-Shirt
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THE ARMED "Armed Symbol" T-Shirt
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THE ARMED "The Standard - Black" T-Shirt
THE ARMED "Perfect Saviors" Cap
THE ARMED "Everlasting Gaze" 12"
THE ARMED "Everlasting Gaze + Perfect Saviors" Vinyl Bundle
THE ARMED "Perfect Saviors" LP
THE ARMED "Perfect Saviors" CD
THE ARMED "Ultrapop" CD
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Punk rock band from Detroit, MI. The Armed return with their new album 'The Future Is Here and Everything Needs to Be Destroyed,' the follow up to 2023’s critically acclaimed album 'Perfect Saviors.' After completing a trilogy of albums laser-focused on dissecting artistic authenticity in the Information Age, The Armed began work on new material with no premeditated rules or concepts—favoring only raw expression and urgency to herald a new era for the project. What emerged is a furious and confrontational new album—'The Future Is Here and Everything Needs to Be Destroyed.' Still genre-defying, yet overtly pissed, it's an unfiltered expression of Weltschmerz, the German term describing the anguish of the world’s reality versus our idealized visions of what it should be. “This record rejects sanitized, G-rated rebellion curated for upper middle-class tastes,” vocalist Tony Wolski explains. “It’s music for a statistically wealthy population that somehow can’t afford food or medicine—endlessly scrolling past vacation photos, gym selfies, and images of child amputees in the same feed. It reflects the dissociation required just to exist in that reality.” The album includes performances by Ken Szymanski, Patrick Shiroishi, Urian Hackney, Kurt Ballou, Troy Van Leeuwen, Meghan O’Neil, Cara Drolshagen, Tony Wolski, Brian Wolski, Justin Meldal-Johnsen, Ben Chisholm, Prostitute, Zach Weeks, Mark Guiliana, Kayleigh Goldsworthy, and Derek Coburn.